Bush provokes Georgia invasion

August 17 2008

It was Bush's idea of a "missile shield" for Eastern Europe that provoked Putin to invade Georgia, the country of the ex-Soviet Union. Bush said his missile shield was to stop missiles from Iran, further proof that the contradiction between the oppressed nations and imperialism is the principal contradiction.

Putin had offered Bush use of his radar stations in Azerbaijan. That was not good enough for Bush. Now the stations in Azerbaijan will go to some other use, because Putin is occupying Georgia.

As a result of the occupation of Georgia, Bush had to loosen up on Iran by shipping home the 2000 Georgian troops serving Bush in Iraq near Iran. Bush countered by signing a missile deal with Poland in the midst of the invasion of Georgia.

Feminists knew all along that Putin would eventually respond to Bush in kind, because Putin had appeared in public without a shirt while his press choreographers referred to him as "macho." On the other hand, old KGB man Putin put forward a more Liberal image than some of his ex-Soviet predecessors. Putin makes a show of "sucking all the juices" from his wife and more importantly says that his secret service does not interfere in sex lives anymore. He is too concerned with the declining birth rate of the West and believes that even dissidents better have happy families. On the other hand, Putin has not vouched for the recent activities of Italians.

Putin reinforced his aggressive imperialist image when he recently told a company he would send doctors to straighten out its illness if things did not get better soon.